June 2010
May 2010
LARRY PLATT ( Pants On The Ground ) AINT DEAD →
im tired of these hoaxes SMH
lovinqyualways started following you
thank u hun . i followed back
Stupid Ass Conversation!
ldubbonthatrack:
Freind:Hey
Me:Hey
Friend: Sup?
Me: Nuttin much, u..
Friend: Same
Me: Cool
Friend: Yup
-End Of Conversation-
happens to the most of us . my convo ends by them telling me hey tho . i just ignore em lol
finally my internet is up and runnin again . it...
Gonna see him later
aint seen him since tuesday but we do speak everyday!! lol when he comes we gonna be playin PS2 nonstop
ok he said sorry and buncha other stuff *blushes*...
-_- he just weird lol
i dont understand boys at all
you cursed me out saturday . tellin me that im askin for the world when you aint tryna give me that right now
and now ur callin my phone straight
i hope ur callin cuz you feel guilty and wanna tell me ur sorry
if not i dunno what imma do
porkchopsandgravii started following you
thanks for the follow :)
i followed back
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...GOD...
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever feen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't...
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat,
Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero
Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was pin-drop dilence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as
Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of
Something.
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light...
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its
Called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is,
You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue
There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are
Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and
Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from
a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at
work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in uproar)
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the
Professor's brain?
(The Class broke out into laughter)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?...
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable
Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect,
sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face
unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir...Exactly!
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
Good Morning Tumblrs!!!! Rise And Shine :)
peace-love-naika
yup i got new glasses exactly 2 weeks ago . for carnival on jouvert it broke so i had to go alllll the way french side and i got them a week after .
its Dolce and Gabbana =)
I've been searchin high and low to try and reply...
and i cant do it . tumblr . no bueno
Watchpeace-love-naika:
singlegirlish:
Me jerkin , made for my bestieee , she knows who she is ps; i try my best ,so dont judge
I LOVE ma jerkin princess!…ps…girl ur hair be pweeetieee!
ahhh good job ketura!! :)
boutta go to Royal Palm Beach Hotel for lunch in a...
peace-love-naika:
dare2bunique:
dress code
blouse & jeans OR a dress?
let me
i prefer a dress tho lol
Ofcourse a dress girl..its sunday…and no shorter then a pinky finger above the knee:)
thanks naika . dress it is!!! :)
boutta go to Royal Palm Beach Hotel for lunch in a...
dress code
blouse & jeans OR a dress?
let me
i prefer a dress tho lol
lol my momma dont like my eyebrows . she said they...
i guess i gotta grow them out again . and then straight to carita to get em plucked
i think this summer is gonna be the best one in a...
sisters & I got lots of plans set.
Horse Back Riding On The Beach
Bon Fire
Boat Trip To Anguilla
Gyptian At Tantra
Paint Ballin
Most Deff Movies
AND Sleepovers
Yea Baby Cant Wait!!!
i just saw this post about Haiti
and underneath Haiti got “Laugh Out Loud”
i dont really know whats the purpose of that post . but whatever it is THAT SHIT AINT FUNNY!!!!
Alicia Keys is getting big head
brittisprettyreckless:
acceleratedevolution:
lecedez:
what-it-is-hoe:
just because she stole a man from some other bitch and did a song with jay-z dont mean you THE SHIT. you need to get them cornrows back in ya head and play your little piano.
LMAOOOO
Watchmiszrina:
nickiminajhelp:
@nickiminaj and @liltunechi officail video #knockout
unfortunately, 97% of tumblr users will not reblog...
(via lostinmywords)
it's STILL raining!!! and hard as hell
a day wasted
My bro counting down the minutes untill the game...
so who yall think gonna win and most probably advance to the finals? ( hmm a game 7 . maybe . maybe not )
LAKERS OR SUNS?
im rootin for lakers
i put exactly $10 on the lakers . it’ll be a shame if they lose lol
